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The 51 Things That Suck (For Me)

  • Jun. 5th, 2008 at 1:31 PM
Today, I feel compelled to post SOMETHING.

So I will just post a list of things that suck (for me), hence title.

1. Celery

2. Homework

3. Long periods of stress

4. Global warming

5. World Hunger

6. War

7. Coke Light (well, I think it tastes different from the Original Coke)

8. Soulja Boy (soh-ree, but his lyrics are just so...somewhat...meaningless)

9. Mood Swings

10. The ending of Harry Potter

11. Harry's kid's names

12. Computer viruses

13. Real Viruses

14. The sight of decomposing humans, animals.

15. That girl from the second Indiana Jones movie.

16. Darkness (the word, not the idea, because it is such a wannabe writer word, if a writer wants to be taken seriuosly, then never, ever, use the word darkness, it is a cliche device used to make people think you are deep)

17. When Hino Kahoko from La Corda d'oro talks about when music touches her heart blah blah blah (ex. The notes were like glass and they pierced my heart...--That was way too much like someone trying to be deep. ALSO--She doesn't need to put her hands an her chest whenever she feels happy, I mean, her heart is not gonna pop out, right?)

18. Yunoki Azuma from La Corda d'oro (MAESTRO AZUMAAA--GAWLLY GEE WHISKERS CAN"T PEOPLE JUST REALIZE THAT HE IS ACTUALLY A WOMAN?!?)

19. Bishounen (They never look like real people, and they look like women (see above), and for some reason, girls who love anime adore them, but ladies, please understand that men like this don't exist.)

20. Sanjaya Malakar (Self-explanatory)

21. Losing money

22. Feeling guilty

23. Feeling embarassed

24. The hissy fits of supermodels

25. Bad film adaptations of books (the wrath of the dying awesomeness of Eragon)

26. Stereotypes (ex. wearing glasses=nerd, ain't that annoying?)

27. Starvation

28. Heat (not warmth)

29. Ampalaya

30. The commercialization of High School Musical. (The reason why its annoying is because little children obsessed over it too much).

31. Freezing screens (who with a computer doesn't hate it?)

32. Funny-tasting water

33. Boring things

34. Debt

35. Wet floors

36. Shallow people

37. Sharp things (scissors/knives/blades (bad childhood experience)/etc., etc., etc.)

38. Inoue Orihime from Bleach (You may like her, but I just cannot stand her presence in the show).

39. A lot of my friends like Naruto.

40. That Sohma Yuki dude from Fruits Basket (Same with Azuma only even MORE girls love him, it's quite sickening).

41. Unrequited love (Whether it's your own or someone else's)

42. When people bash my love of musical theater (it really hurts, you know).

43. Jet Lag (Don't you hate it,too?)

44. Jason Castro being on Vote for the Worst before Brooke White.

45. That "Cars" got the Golden Globe over Happy Feet.

46. Mosquito bites

47. Self-esteem that lowers continually and consistently.

48. Hitler (the mean one).

49. Really bad synthesizer music.

50. The Kool-Aid pitcher (You really want to let your kids smash walls?)

And the Grand Finale:

51. Really mean people


THANK YOU ALL! HAVE A GREAT NIGHT!

Jalapenos are spicy

  • Apr. 25th, 2008 at 8:22 PM

Ohhhh Yeah they are.

I was just finishing eating salmon sinigang, when I realized I had a craving for something else.

So.

I went to the fridge.

And.

I opened it.

And.

I saw the muthahload.

The jar.

I reached in and pulled it out.

And went to the table.

And I OPENED THE JAR.

THE JAR IS OPEN.

And all the fumes of the peppery goodness mixed in with the air.

But I didn't smell anything =D

I said:

"I am gonna do something really stupid right now."

So.

In the presence of my lola, my lolo, and my dad,

I ate a slice of jalapeno.

And I cried a little in my right eye.

It was awesome. Especially that rush, it makes me all giddy.

Even if it took me a spoonful of patis-calmansi, a glass of water and 5 sampalocs to heal my burning tongue.

It still kinda burned after that.

And my dad tried one too.

He was very proud of me after =D



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Brand New Glasses

  • Apr. 23rd, 2008 at 10:28 PM
New glasses everyone, so you may not recognize me any longer.

OK OK

It looks a lot like my old glasses but less emo-ish because the frames aren't as thick.

But it is black on the outside.

And a cruel shade of icy blue.

Which reflects the way I feel about EVERYONE.

JKJKJKJKJK

They're pretty cool anyway.

Even if it is a little tight on the nose.

By the way, a lot of people think that the sides of my old glasses are black when they are in fact blue.

And the inside was orange.

And when people try new glasses for the first time, everyone/thing becomes FATTER.

Oh, yes and DAVID COOK MUST WIN YEAH. 

I LOST and BROKE my GLASSES

  • Apr. 23rd, 2008 at 2:12 PM
My poor, poor, glasses.

My poor, poor, poor, thick-framed, semi-emo glasses.

My beautiful black metal frames mangled by the strength and evilness and cruelty of the door of my car.

WHY DID I HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE CAR?!?

If I hadn't gotten sleepy, then I wouldn't have put my glasses down, so I could sleep.

And I haven't put my glasses down, it wouldn't have slipped into the deep dark abyss of a crevice the lies between the driver seat and the door.

If my glasses haven't hit the black evil of crevice between the driver seat and the car door, then it wouldn't be found with a lense detatched from the scratched up, paint-needy, single-lensed rectangles of my glasses.

Now I can't put the lense back into the frame because its not a rectangle anymore.

Oh, no, it's not a square.

It's not a dodecagon.

It's not even triangular.

No.

It's a parallelogram.

- - - - - 

I'm going to get new glasses tonight.

I hope they're nice.

My eyesight is really, really bad.

My eyes are so bad, that I couldn't even identify what was on the table for lunch today.

MY ANKLES ARE SO COOL

  • Apr. 21st, 2008 at 2:55 PM

I now have a henna of an eye on my ankle.

No, really.

I know its not in my nature to get an EYE on my ANKLE.

It's like when people don't expect me to like Fall Out Boy or anime.

A lot of people expect me not to like anime.

longer post wil come later